Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
[x]

deviantART

 
About Me Member Romantic Writer AutumnCrow26/Male/New Zealand Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 30 Deviations
106 Comments
487 Pageviews

Newest Deviations

Pants!

Wed Aug 19, 2009, 10:56 PM
Sermon for today:

I call to you my breathren and sistren and I urge you in most provocative ways to wear pants. Many horror documantaries have shown us the unfortunate end of those that wear nothing more than an oversized boyfriends shirt and sexy underwear. Those shall be the ones who roam not futher than the early kill examples as the zombies rise. Skirts and dresses may work for stalling vampires and have many times been amongst the survivors. Though, as yet, I have seen no compelling evidence in terms of kilts on men for survivorbility. Still, when the opponent is zombies, the only truely faithfully sensible leg wear is trousers. They shalt avail thee with their freedom of movement and shalt verily avoid much more snagging on unforseen fixtures and fittings than looser womanly garments. So whether your choice is to run screaming in embrace of your fear or to madly stirke in full feeling of your anger with kung fu skills or an overdone arsenal then I urge you, if you be true of faith, to wear pants while you do it.

Travel in peace and confusion (and pants).
Yours faithfully Bedlamite Halliday.

  • Mood: Confused

deviantID

No deviantID yet.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: There. Yes, right there.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: S
  • Interests: Maniacal randomness, Random kinkiness and possibly kinky maniacs
  • Favourite movie: Exit to Eden
  • Favourite band or musician: Garbage
  • Favourite genre of music: That one that went dah do do de. You know the one.
  • Favourite artist: Da Vinci or Balla
  • Favourite poet or writer: Maddragon or me
  • Favourite photographer: Pinky
  • Favourite style of art: Futurist or martial
  • Operating System: Surgeon
  • MP3 player of choice: cheapest
  • Shell of choice: paua
  • Wallpaper of choice: Windows (Me exhibitionist)
  • Skin of choice: Yes skin is choice (see previous answer)
  • Favourite game: Shadow of the Colossus or Portal
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Guido (Samurai Pizza Cats)
  • Personal Quote: "A man could not be in two places at the same time unless he were a bird" Sir Boyle Roche
  • Tools of the Trade: Pen, paper and the voices

AdCast - Ads from the Community

[x]

Journal History

Comments


:iconaurorae-eagle:
Thankyou once more for the favourite, I would appreciate it if you told me what you did and did not like about that poem too :)
:iconwrenwatcher:
Thanks for the favorite.
:iconwrenwatcher:
Oh dear, I mean comment. Very tired this morning.
:iconautumncrow:
I've fav'd one of your works so the first comment ended up only premature rather than wrong. Great writing.

--
"I love blinking, I do!"
Helen (Big Brother TV show)
:iconautumncrow:
Make that two works fav'd.

--
"I love blinking, I do!"
Helen (Big Brother TV show)
:iconnonour:
thank you for the fav!
:iconautumncrow:
Thank you for doing such beautiful art works.

--
"I love blinking, I do!"
Helen (Big Brother TV show)
:iconaurorae-eagle:
Thanks for the watch and the favourite :love:

Site Map